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Buy her a puppy? fuck no, I know how that goes, I get her the puppy but I am the one who’s going to have to take it out every goddamn day and pick up it’s poop. I’ll just overthrow two governments instead.

legally-binding: Am I ready for the pep rally, Papa? One of those band guys and like three football players want to fuck me…but I just want you in me, Papa. They don’t know how to get me off. Will you make me cum before I go?

freakcouple2827: How the fuck am I going to be productive at work when I get pics like this from J

dicks-bondage-babes: “I am going to fuck you, Callie. Every day. Several times a day. I will even hurt you, but trust me, little one – you will enjoy yourself. Once you get past the shame and embarrassment, you will thrive on how I treat you.

erininq: How in the fuck am I supposed to go back to school and get good grades when I am concerned more about the lives of fictional characters than my homework?

themediocregapfiller: safetosayitsgay: drainedv0dka: Time to get festive ;)) I know this doesn’t go with my blog theme at all but I am crying laughing i love how they couldnt control their laughter as well

nerdys-art-crap: arthoelouis: REST IN PIECE YOUTUBE TO MP3 CONVERTER Originally posted by supercastlevaniaiv

Not even a full page down and the tumblr app wont load any more graphic posts. How the fuck am i meant to get the fire going when you put water in the gottdamned kerosene?!?!

I am 100% behind putting an end to the doxxing and harassment thats going on in the gamergate battle. Thats fucked up without a doubt. But both sides need to get out of the gamer drama shit and see what theyre fighting about and how… unimportant

whenfetishbecomesreality: Hubby actually stopped in the middle of fucking me (right when he could tell I was going to cum) and took this pic. He seems to really get a kick out of how dripping wet I am with horniness 😒 This makes how many days without

claritydares: “Aren’t you done with the photo yet? Can I move now?”“Took it long ago. I’ve been deciding how I’m going to fuck you.”“….you ass. Get over here now”“Yes ma’am.”tbt a perfect day, a delightfully erotic tryst

I have taken two sleeping pills I am groggy as fuck but I still can’t get to sleep but if I don’t then how the fuck am I going to make it through an 8 hour shift fucking hell

moriatea: AND THEN I REALISED THAT I’M NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING AND HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO GET A JOB AND HAVE A FUTURE

believeeinnmeee: swimmingwithwolves: HOW DO YOU GET TO BE SO LUCKY IN LIFE TO GET TO PLAY WITH BABY ELEPHANTS WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG That elephant looks like it’s going to explode

magpieandwhale: Ohmygosh, how amazing is this still that I randomly stopped on as I go to watch the fight on the bridge for literally the zillionth time? Steve is all “I GOT U NAT” and Natasha is just like get off me, I am going to fuck this guy

domtop2u: How the fuck should I know if it’s gonna hurt when I fuck your asshole? Ahhh who am I kidding?!? Of course it’s gonna fucking hurt. I’m going to make you scream like a the little sissy you are. Get ready…I’m in a mean fucking mood.

All I can think about is how in five days I'm going to get a whole night of all the sex I want and I am so excited.

stupid people stupid week im going to the crystal shop today to feel better with a little wiccan retail therapy

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